Bathroom Humor

Sooner or later, all of us will need to use the word "port-o-john" in a sentence. For that very moment, I thought you might find helpful these septic synonyms from CBS golf announcer David Feherty, who's both Irish and incontinent:



1) the blue room

2) squirtatorium

3) dungfunnel



You don't get this kind of stuff from Deepak Chopra, who's both Indian and in complete control of his bladder.