Thursday, February 17, 2011

Some Poor Fainting, Struggling Semen: Rotten Apples, Spilled Seed and the Lyin' of Judah

Genesis 38 (read here)

Cut Judah some slack: the fourth son of Israel and one of Jesus' not-so-great grandfathers didn't actually know the woman was his daughter-in-law. He thought Tamar, his oldest son's widow, was merely a prostitute, which explains why she got his goat in more ways than one.

The man had morals. Not very good ones, but he had them.

My buddy Hirsh believes that Someone somewhere created the world but not the God of the Bible because the Bible is, as he says, "fiction." If so, they should only sell it in the back of the bookstore, behind the Harlequin Romance novels. Forget KJV or NIV; Genesis 38 alone is enough to earn all of Holy Writ an XXX in any translation. That chapter almost seems like God's attempt to short-circuit Scripture's skeptics.

It's your typical boy meets girl, boy marries girl, boy and girl have kid, kid's a punk, kid gets married, kid offed by God for being a punk, boy gives daughter-in-law to second kid, second kid "pulls out" of the relationship, second kid offed by God, daughter-in-law dresses up like prostitute, boy solicits prostitute with one goat and two forms of ID, prostitute extorts boy, daughter-in-law turns up pregnant, boy orders daughter-in-law to be killed, daughter-in-law outs boy, boy repents, yada-yada-yada...the Savior of the world is born.

I've seen it a million times.

Seriously, if this whole thing is a fairy tale, if you're pushing God as Almighty and the very personification of perfection, would you really make Christ's kinfolk out to be the Kardashians?

Most of us try to shove family skeletons so far back into our closets you'd have to go to Narnia to get them out. God, on the other hand, makes no bones about His. And in case you missed it in Genesis 38, He puts the X-ray back up via Jesus' genealogy in Matthew 1.

If God was worried what the neighbors would think, stories like this wouldn't have made the canonical cut. Perhaps He was more concerned with what people whose lives mirror those in Genesis 38 would think if He didn't include characters like them.

Monday, February 14, 2011

O, B.Ruther(ford), Where Art Thou?

Cold weather delayed the start of the 2011 ACU baseball season. The bullpen is apparently still frozen.

The Wildcats gave up 9 runs in the 7th inning in the season opener against Texas A&M-Kingsville and lost 14-13, then surrendered 6 in the 6th inning of a 7 inning game Saturday en route to a 7-4 loss.

Better late than never. Or not.

The 'Cats scratched out single runs in the 7th, 8th and 9th (with 2 out and no one on, in fact) and 3 in the 10th to rally from down 3-0 to salvage the series finale Saturday afternoon, 6-3.

With so many proven players in key positions having moved on - middle infielders Willie Uechi and Chris Hall, 1B Brett Bochsler, starter Cameron Aspaas - we knew fashioning a winner in 2011 would take some of the finest work of manager Britt Bonneau's 15 years on the top step of the ACU dugout. And certainly losing a season-opening series is no reason to suddenly get an itchy finger with the panic button.

But the early bullpen meltdowns would seem to indicate Bonneau's biggest challenge this season will be finding someone he trusts to deliver the dagger the way Brad "Rubber Arm" Rutherford did the last two years. Rutherford wasn't perfect. But he was prolific.

In 2009, he pitched in 44 games, going 10-3 with a 2.63 ERA, 11 saves and an opponent's batting average of .222. Last year, he saved 10 games, went 3-3, the same 2.63 ERA and an opponent's BA of .238.

Beyond the numbers, way beyond, Rutherford was the bullpen's anchor. From the moment he transferred in from Columbia Basin College in Washington state and put on a Wildcat uniform, Rutherford was Bonneau's closer. Which meant he needed to be ready at any point after the first pitch of the game. Like the original firemen of the '60s and '70s in Major League Baseball, Rutherford routinely pitched multiple innings and not just when his team was in the lead.

ACU, incredibly, for the 13th consecutive year was picked to win the now-13 team Lone Star Conference. Unlucky number? Perhaps only if Bonneau can't find someone to replace No. 35.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Bunker Mentality: How Golf Can Dig Itself Out of a Hole

Whatever you thought about Dustin Johnson getting flagged for unintentional grounding on the final hole of the PGA Championship, this much we all agree on:

The rule was applied correctly.

You may think the rule unfair or feel badly for Johnson, but you can't deny the PGA got it right in penalizing him 2 strokes - even if they were only enforcing an ill-conceived caveat of a quirky course.

Where opinions begin splintering like spectators' ankles on the hills of Whistling Straits is whether or not what happened to Johnson was fair - not so much technically but in the spirit of the game. Golf isn't necessarily supposed to be fair; but the adjudication of the rules by a tournament's governing body must be if that body is to have any integrity. And if the punishment meted out by the PGA to Johnson wasn't cruel, it was unusual.

To wit: Johnson and others who were in contention Sunday were under a different degree of scrutiny than other players and at other times of the championship. For all we know, numerous players could have done the same thing Johnson did in that bunker at 18 in moments not captured by TV cameras.

Some argue the more intense surveillance is part of a player's surviving the crucible of a major championship Sunday. And to be fair, any player - whether on the final hole of a major or the first round of a weekly Tour event - caught by TV cameras or even by nearby journalists (remember Michelle Wie being Bambergered in 2005?) have been and can be penalized via video after the round is over.

That's wrong.

The PGA of America was absolutely right to penalize Johnson based on the rules established prior to the championship, rules Johnson admitted he hadn't read. But when they penalized him - after he'd completed the hole - was patently unfair.

The PGA rules official following the final group, in this case David Price of Dallas, was not obligated to make Johnson aware that he was in a bunker, not simply a browned-out patch of spectator-stomped sod. But the rules committee, chaired by Price and Mark Wilson, had a moral obligation to notify Johnson of his infraction immediately, not after he finished the hole.

I learned Sunday night after the championship that members of the PGA of America championship staff, including those on the rules committee, were watching Johnson play 18 and saw him violate the local rule that declared all bunkers on the course - regardless of their appearance or condition - should be played as such, thus prohibiting a player from grounding his club in them.

So they knew Johnson would be penalized two strokes before he arrived at his ball left of the green, where he believed he lay 2 but in fact lay 4. There was ample time between their realization of the violation and when Johnson hit what he thought was his third shot for the committee to radio Price with what they saw happen and for Price to notify Johnson.

Even though he was guilty according to the local rules, Johnson deserved to know he was hitting 5, not 3, while he still had the opportunity to do something about his score - for that hole and for the championship. Had he been told he actually lay 4, Johnson would have attempted that pitch shot from left of the green knowing he needed to hole it to get into a playoff instead of doing what he did, which was try to merely get it up and down for what he thought would be his first major.

No one wanted to see Brian Davis lose a playoff at Harbour Town this year by calling a penalty on himself for nicking a root in the hazard left of 18 - including Furyk who repeatedly asked Davis if he was sure he'd done it. But there was a sense of honor in the Englishman's mea culpa. And we all left there thinking what a great game this is we play and follow.

What happened at Whistling Straits didn't feel honorable. It felt legal. And empty. And it shouldn't happen again.

Here's what could happen:

Rules officials could give themselves - like in other sports - the time it takes between plays to decide if a player has violated a rule. If an official clearly sees a broken rule - either live or on video - the player would be notified immediately of the appropriate penalty.

If, however, a violation goes unnoticed before the player hits the next shot, the window for punishment would be closed. Yes, the possibility would exist for a player to get away with a violation because it wasn't detected in time. But I think a more likely scenario would be that players would actually pay more attention to the rules. No player wants to win a tournament, only to have the victory tainted because of something viewers noticed but a tournament official did not - or at least not quickly enough to impose a penalty.

Replay protocol in other sports is far from perfect and is continually refined. Professional golf's version, what we saw on display at the PGA Championship, is the worst possible kind. It's time for the governing bodies of the major championships and the PGA Tour to change it.

Ultimately, golf prides itself on being a game in which players call penalties on themselves. If tournament officials believe that's not good enough, they should at least have the courtesy of making justice swift. Swift enough for the players to determine the outcome, not a television.

Dustin Johnson got what he deserved but not when he deserved it. Justice delayed is justice denied.